I don't know how to break this news to you all. I am pretty shaken up about it. In fact. Finance and I spent a good hour in bed last night mulling this over. I'd post a picture, and I'm sure some of you will be surprised that I didn't. But I left my camera at work. So you get a pass this time. Just this time.
But I have something that will do. For the sake of comparison.
On May 22nd 2006, we delivered our dearest Marley to the vet for castration. This was not my choice. The one condition that my friend Kat would take Marley for the year while Finance and I travel the globe, was that he get his balls clipped. I obliged.
Finance picked up Marley Bigalo Labrador Gigalo after his surgery and ran him back to the house to rest. I came home after work to find my dog. Marley. With no bits to speak of, BUT, a very large, deflated, wrinkly, kibble. Err. Sack. They left his bosack. People. You have no idea, what an eye sore this is. It is wrong. How do you rob a man of his jewels, and leave him with an empty deflated sack of what used to be his manliness.
Did I get the discount procedure? Did I miss the fine print? I did ask for a good price. Was this whole thing A LA CARTE? Was there a bosack disposal fee that I didn't pay for? Why. WHY??? WHY??? This isn't right. And I don't know how to call these people and ask them why when they took the balls, they left the scrotom?
It's like a big ass tag. A wrinkly, hairy, mutant tag growing out of his ass. Is it supposed to fall off?? Will Barty or Zoe find Marleys lifeless bosack on the floor one day and pick it up mistaking it for a toy. Eagerly holding it in its mouth as a gift for whoever might be coming in the door? And what about when he goes to lick his balls, and winds up with a mouth full of bosack flapping around in his mouth like bubble gum? I will jump off a bridge.
So I ask you people of the internet. Explain this to me. And if you can't, then give me the words to call up my vet's office to ask for one. Because. I. Stella McBarferson. Am at loss for words.
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