The man computer scares me. The idea of either sharing a computer in our home someday (and I know it will happen) with Finance, OR EVEN the idea of him having his own private laptap, scares the fucking crap out of me.
I am so not even kidding you. It seriously makes my heart flutter. In a 'I'm going to vomit' kind of way.
Have you ever looked thru your man's computer before? His files, his 'secret folders', his 'history', 'his 'other' emails'. ACK ACK ACK. I would bet all the money I don't have (which is approx negative 25 dollars at the moment), that you would be surprised at some of the things you would find.
Seriously, I think just being in the same room as Finance's 'personal laptop'(and he doesn't even have one), would make me hyperventilate.
My name is 'Stella' and I have MALE LAPTOP PORNOPHOBIA.
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