Sandbagged

I haven't really been concerned with my IT2Much review.  In fact, I almost forgot that I had submitted to them.  Okay I'm full of shit. 

I've had it bad for my review.  So much so that every day I have silently waited with my list...patient and in anticipation.  I notice not too long ago a new reviewer - Charred.  Sorry to say, but I haven't been too impressed with his/her?? reviews.  I thought, after all this time, I'll be damed if that's who winds up reviewing Zen.  2 smacks later, I get this shit?

“Grasshopper,
Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand...When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.”

Sound familiar?  It should, it’s from Kung Fu.  You know, the tv show that David Carradine managed to steal out from under Bruce Lee despite not being oriental or knowing Shaolin Chuan Fa (otherwise known as Kung Fu)?

Stella, your qi called and said it’s hiding in the Shaolin temple, under Master Kan’s protection.  Now you know where your qi’s been hiding all these years.  Maybe Grasshopper can help you get it back.

I feel like I finally made it to the front row of the new roller coaster after waiting in line for 3 hours, and they shut the bastard down for technical repairs and give me a free ticket to the TEACUPS.  WTF? 

So now I am just confused - trying to get the constructive criticism out of all this mess, am I THE GRASSHOPPER?  Or am I supposed to be looking for THE GRASSHOPPER to help me?  Or am I both?